Ipse dixit

Created on 2017-05-11 16:59

Published on 2017-05-11 17:07

Hi guys and ladies, which one is the best for you?

Do you prefer it in the Peanuts or the Boring English version?

Peanuts English

  1. He have tried so many paths that returning to the old one would make a news.
  2. She walked so far away that returned home from the other side.
  3. Life is like a school bus, it brings new learning everyday but everybody scream when it suddenly starts or stops.
  4. You can see the stars but not your nose but if you could, everybody would gaze at it.
  5. Seeing so many thing to turn blind.
  6. Waves are lower where the sea is deeper.
  7. Digging so deep to get out.
  8. Anomalies are not the all the same, some are in who is looking others outside.
  9. She talked so much that when she took a breath, others too.
  10. He told me that you told him that I told you, remind me about what?
  11. It is not your business until someone stick your name on it.
  12. Being like the devil, invited once, never left anymore.
  13. You can clean the shit but not the smell and trying to cover, makes it more fancy.
  14. As garbled as a kitty fur ball.
  15. Check the water before jumping in the pool.
  16. Sharks sense the blood miles away like the postmen the shower is getting wet.
  17. Looking at the phone, it will never ring but sit down on the WC and the entire world will look for you.
  18. The sky is blue, the grass is green, the meeting was quick and everybody are happy.
  19. We may start with the good news or the bad one. The bad news is that we do not have good news.
  20. A hot bikini will never roast a sausage but it will catch a lot of pigs.
  21. The easiest way to make your meadow land a new seeding field, it is claiming you had hidden over there a pot of gold while you are drunk at the pub.
  22. Both drunk people and kids say the truth but kids are those only that remains unpunished.
  23. Loneliness gets drunk alone, friends make a party.
  24. A bird first flight starts with a fall but falling down will not make you a bird nor learning you how to fly.
  25. An avalanche always starts because a small crack but a small crack does not always make an avalanche.

Boring English

  1. He has tried so many paths that returning to the old one would make a news.
  2. She has walked so far away that returned home from the other side.
  3. Life is like a school bus, it brings new learning everyday but everybody screams when it suddenly starts or stops.
  4. You can see the stars but not your nose, if you could then everybody would gaze at it.
  5. Saw so many thing to turn blind.
  6. Waves are lower where the sea is deeper.
  7. Digging so deep to get out from the other side.
  8. Anomalies are not the all the same, some are in who is looking at and the others outside.
  9. She has talked so much that when she took a breath, others too.
  10. He told me that you told him that I told you. Could you remind me about what, please?
  11. It is not your business until someone sticks your name on it.
  12. Being like the devil, invited once and never leaving anymore.
  13. You can clean the shit but not its smell and trying to cover, makes it more fancy.
  14. As garbled as a kitty fur ball.
  15. Check the water before jump in the pool.
  16. Sharks sense the blood miles away like the postmen about the shower is getting wet.
  17. Looking at the phone, it will never ring but sit down on the WC and the entire world will look for you.
  18. The sky is blue, the grass is green, the meeting was quick and everybody is happy.
  19. We may start with the bad news or the good one. The bad news is that we do not have any good ones. The good one is that we do not have any bad news.
  20. A hot bikini will never roast a sausage but it will catch the eyes of a lot of pigs.
  21. The easiest way to change your meadow land into a new seeding field, it is claiming you had hidden over there a pot of gold while you are drunk at the pub.
  22. Both drunk people and kids say the truth but kids are only those that remain unpunished.
  23. Loneliness gets drunk alone, friends make a party.
  24. A bird first flight starts with a fall but falling down will not make you a bird nor teach you how to fly.
  25. An avalanche always starts because a small crack but a small crack does not always starts an avalanche.

Answer down in the comments, please.